Traditional news is like the Rustbelt itself- a decaying, faded memory of what it once was, and kept alive by an ever-aging crowd. The Pierogi is here to breathe fresh air. Miss a day, you won’t miss much.

We have the largest staff of any news organization in the world, dedicated to shedding light on the truth. Our team of journalists has years of experience across many areas, making us very knowledgeable!

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I submit articles to The Pierogi?

Absolutely, as long as you are one of the people who are permitted to do that! We will not respond to any unsolicited submissions. By submitting or writing in an idea, you acknowledge and accept that you forever relinquish your rights to claim ownership or seek compensation for the use of your submission. You can still contact us at thepierogicle@gmail.com, but we won’t respond.

Can I sue The Pierogi?

We are really hoping you don’t! Chat GPT is our attorney, and he says, “Sure, here’s a witty frequently asked questions page for a satirical news site.” The Pierogi uses invented names in its stories, except when public figures, fiction, or non-fiction, are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. The Pierogi is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.

Who is running this thing?

As mentioned above, a team of very smart journalists!

Does The Pierogi make any money?

There are seven billionaires who call Ohio home, and none of them responded to our end-of-year plea for donors.

Disclaimer: The Pierogi is a Satirical Newspaper. The Pierogi uses invented names in its stories, except when public figures, fiction, or non-fiction, are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental. Fake ads on The Pierogi’s website include the disclaimer “This is not a paid advertisement,” and such content should not be construed as endorsed or paid for by the original creators or owners of the subject matter.